• snoons@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they’re not hungry, otherwise they’ll eat you so they can be super chill again.

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      4 days ago

      I don’t think even a hungry cheetah is going to kill an adult human, they’re fast sure but too weak and would be unlikely to engage. They don’t show much aggression to humans and are easy to tame. There has never been a lethal attack on humans from a wild cheetah.

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        4 days ago

        There has never been a lethal attack on humans from a wild cheetah.

        Recorded. They are so good no human ever survives. 🕵️

      • Windex007@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Someone is gonna need to double check this, but I feel like it’s saw a documentary that said cheetahs are super anxious… in the doc I feel like a guy slept in a makeshift shelter with cheetahs in a thunderstorm to help chill them out.

        It sounds so bizarre that im not actually convinced this wasn’t a dream, though…

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          4 days ago

          There’s a series of photos from a wildlife photographer that are essentially selfies of him with a litter of cheetah cubs that the mother cheetah literally dropped in his lap while she went to go hunt. It’s been theorized that the only reason cheetahs have never been domesticated is that that they’re very difficult to breed in captivity.

        • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          4 days ago

          Sounds about right. In zoos they sometimes pair cheetah cubs with yellow lab puppies to help them deal with the stress of… existing while being a cheetah, I suppose.

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        4 days ago

        Highly niche hunter go brrr. Not to mention that we look and taste weird. Bony as hell vertical pigs that point sticks at anything threatening aren’t an appetizing meal to the the cat equivalent of a hummingbird

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    4 days ago

    SLIGHT NSFW WARNING

    This year, I had the privilege of seeing such friendliness in person:

    Shot on an ooold camera that still works.

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        Thanks! It was Tanzania.

        More Images

        It was a group of 3 that made a kill. They just blocked the truck path, fat and panting without a care, then walked off into the sun across the Kenyan border.

        Their kill didn’t go to waste:

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            3 days ago

            Serengeti park, yep.

            Yeah, I was lucky by every definition… and have a “big cat” meme folder to reach into now.

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              Thank you for sharing the excellent shots with us. I love cheetahs. I was lucky to come across two cubs when I travelled there way back in 2012. I couldn’t catch them on my camera though since there were so small.

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      3 days ago

      Can’t tell if that Cheetah’s pregnant or fat from just eating a heavy meal lol. Great shots though, that must have been awesome to see!

      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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        I’m almost certain it’s a full belly, heh. It had just moved off a carcass, and seemed like one happy cat.

        Thanks! Yeah I was extremely lucky in a million ways.

  • idkwhatimdoing@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Cheetahs are not actually dangerous to humans. Their skulls/jaws are pretty small and they are slender to be aerodynamic, and they need to be uninjured to hunt, so they avoid confrontation at all costs, especially with something the size of a human.

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    Cheetahs aren’t dangerous, they’re big zoomy cats

    Since they min-maxed for speed, they’re not very strong and don’t really fight for their food, they get bullied easily

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      3 days ago

      Yeah, don’t they partner them with Rottweilers in zoos to keep them company? Just big dogs chillin with big cats

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        3 days ago

        I think it’s golden retrievers, they’re basically required to keep them from getting an anxiety disorder