Same for hippos.

Hippos are monsters. They kill for the joy of killing. They’re vegetarians! They kill as many humans in Africa every year as crocs.

They spray their shit around by spinning their tiny tail as they shit, like a shit-filled garden hose.

They are moist and gross. Their call is laughing maniacally at the world. Moo Deng is damp Chucky without thumbs.

Which seals do you mean, the pinnipeds or the US soldiers? The post of vampireapologist isn’t very clear about it.