I’ve been seeing poop in a path which is connected to the gates of my house. This has happened 3 times now over 1 or 2 weeks. When I saw the poop first, I thought it must be a dog. But everytime it dries (every 3 or 4 days), a mysterious pile of new shit is dropped on the old shit. It’s (very) black, very smelly and in the EXACT same spot!! Right on top of the dried shit!! I’m convinced it’s a human being. I’ve decided I’m gonna hide in some bushes nearby and catch them doing the deed. But what do I do then? What if they don’t care and continue doing it? How do I make them regret it without getting into trouble? It’d be nice if they couldn’t tell it’s me.
You observe the poop is literally black, and your conclusion is it must be from a human?
Human poop is black so why not?
Blacker than bear poop?
I haven’t seen a bear
Well yeah they try to avoid humans
Only when there’s internal bleeding
Tf? What else would poop look like? Green?
Are you telling me your poops are solid black every time?!
No?
Thank goodness.
Why did you ask tho, that’s basic knowledge lol human poop is black what else would it be
Normal healthy human poop is brown! It’s only black when you have internal bleeding! You said your poops aren’t black all the time, how do you not know this? The poop emoji is even brown wtfff. 💩