Normal healthy human poop is brown! It’s only black when you have internal bleeding! You said your poops aren’t black all the time, how do you not know this? The poop emoji is even brown wtfff. 💩

Thank goodness.

Oh man I’d love that level of optimism.

I own a house

So they would be useful to you if they were completely different?

Are you telling me your poops are solid black every time?!

Only when there’s internal bleeding