Fun fact: did y’all know the Chinese Periodic Table, it has the type of elements built into the chemical symbols as the radical?

Like: 气 Air, 氵 Water, 石 Rock, 钅Metal
‘Rockium’ ? ‘Airium’? How ridiculous!!!
Look at western periodic table: lithium, hydrogen, helium…
Mmmh OK then
All proper names are just old/dead/foreign language for the thing.
hahah
is it just me or does it look like Susan Juan hiding spot?

edit: swipe to type let me down but it’s funny so I’m keeping it
Ok, where are the fucking magnets
If “Fire” is supposed to represent radioactive elements, quite a few corrections would be necessary.
Other than that, nice concept.also beryllium should be candy element.
Quicksilver and brom if I recall correctly.
From XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2975
A mixture of mercury and bromine makes for a funny kind of water
Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?
The latter. Mercury bromide is highly toxic (I’m pretty sure all mercury salts are highly toxic). Its also a solid, not a liquid.
But mercury and bromine are the only two liquid elements at room temperature in their elemental form, which is why they’re “water”. One is silver, the other reddish brown and syrupy.

Mercury salts are surprisingly non toxic when compared to organic mercury ☠️
Gallium should be water too
Only if your room is really really warm
Everything changed when the fire elements attacked.
Needs some saddam
I’m not sure how to feel about the fact that I can’t look at an image anymore and not find some way to interpret the vague shapes as Saddam Hussein.
It’s not 9/11!
Duuuudeee
This comment scared the shit out of me…
My wall-clock was broken, and I looked at my phone and said to my partner “it’s not 9:11” and then five SECONDS later I got the notification from you “it’s not 9/11”.
That is fucking weird…
I love this kinda shit
We just vibin’. :)
Is that a Captain Planet reference?
Yee
fire ntion attack
Personally I think mercury is more of a ‘wet earth’ hybrid element.
What about sub elements?
You have metal and earth, and then metalloids.
Elements with a lot of alpha or beta emissions are lighting.
Sulfer should be labeled “hell”.
Sulfur should be labeled Sulfur tbh 🜍
It’s called Sulfer because it makes chemists suffer.










