Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.
The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.
Just need sugar and we gotta cake to let us eat!
Whoa, the Eat The Rich people are serious.
Gotta make them edible enough first. Need some seasoning.
74 year old badass.
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Add in some stale bread, and then forget all about him for some ‘pain perdu’.
Custard’s last stand
“Violence”, gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.
I was thinking a Monte Cristo, because the hot oil would be satisfying. But I guess they’re essentially the same thing.
I guess next would be milk.

You can’t eat your cake and have it too
I’ve never fully understood this phrase because don’t you have a cake by eating it?
“what did you eat last night?” “I had a cake instead of dinner”
Once you eat the cake, you don’t have the cake anymore. “Have” showing possession, not “to eat”.
“I have a cake (in my possession)” as opposed to “I’m having / I had a cake (for a meal)”. Perhaps the less ambiguous phrasing would be “…and keep it too” – the nuance is probably academic at this point – but proverbs tend to be stubborn.
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
Why not throw a bullet
This one’s probably an american.
Let them eat cake
" Let them eat cake " ❌
“Make them into cake” ✅
Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie
It’s France so it’s definitely cake
Last time someone in France let people eat cake, it didn’t go too well for them.














