flandish

my head-canon says a time machine’s only legal use is going to be to go back in time and smack mothers for raising road rage douchebags but… this may also suffice.

the US pretending to give citizenship or safety for “help” is a tale as old as time.

my neighbors are refugees from ukraine. while personally they are douchebags whose love of small engines and car repair means the alley between our house (my bedroom) and their apartment contains a tire machine, air compressor, and eight snow blowers… two motorcycles on the porch and four cars in a 2 car driveway… I worry they’ll get booted back to ukraine and war if trumps nonsense pulls the rug from under them.