dumbass

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

I made my dad throw a huge tantrum over me wanting a transparent pink glittery case for my Nokia 3310, no son of mines gonna wear pink, I rocked that glittery pink cover for months before it broke.

Fart her? I barely know her!