You misunderstood my comment if that’s what you walked away with.
points to self, former wait staff
You misunderstood my comment if that’s what you walked away with.
points to self, former wait staff


Is this even a real picture?
You’re a living personification of “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
I’ll accept a tablet. But the first time it malfunctions, Miss Minimum Wage is standing at the table writing my order down on paper.
Peas were always an option.


“No son of mine.”
“That’s okay, I don’t have to be your son. I do, on the other hand, have to have that pink glitter case.”


I see people do this to modern phones.
That’s the real punk rock.



Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.
But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.
We go good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
That’s actually the prevailing theory. A hexagonal shape is the path of least resistance for the wind patterns on Saturn. It probably really is that simple.
IT’S A COOKBOOK
The Canadian Government doesn’t have the resources to conduct such an operation.