Yeah and what if I squish the mango, thereby compressing the water and fusing the hydrogen into helium?

Yeah, but what if the knife is really sharp?

Yes, and if I cut a mango, how many billions of atoms is that? So I’d recommend to cut the mango in increments of one angstrom to minimise the chances of a chain reaction happening.

New anxiety just dropped.

Libraries are theft. A person reads a book and the same book is given to another person! Libraries, on average steal [arbitrary number] from publishers.

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