I bet this works nominally better, but I just heat the pan with oil. I can’t be arsed to wipe screaming hot oil out of a pan only to reintroduce new cold oil and have to contemplate whether it could possibly make a difference and either feeling like an idiot for blindly following such an absurd direction, or like an idiot for not understanding the scientific grounds for which it works.

To be fair, the killing isn’t the point; they’re the product. Its just that profit is God, so killing in its name is justified.

Killing poors for the joy of it? That’s just an evil bonus.