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A seasoned cast iron pan refers to how experienced the pan is. The seasoning isn’t additional flavoring, it’s the result of years of real use.
When cleaning a cast iron pan you want to scrub off any “seasoning” (definition 1) without removing any “seasoning” (definition 3).
sea·soned
/ˈsēz(ə)nd/
adjective
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(of food) having had salt, pepper, herbs, or spices added.
“seasoned flour”
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(of wood) made suitable for use as timber by adjusting its moisture content.
“it was made from seasoned, untreated oak”
-
accustomed to particular conditions; experienced.
“she is a seasoned traveler”
Yup…if you’re patient and wait for the heat to spread to the whole pan, the entire thing will be hot and stay hot for a long time…even the handle.