I see those a lot in Hacker News. It’s always John4826 or something like that. I guess it’s easier when you want to generate fake but realistic names.

Only once in my life. A bully (like Eric Cartman but taller) tried to show his strength to the school during recess and I was the designated victim: shy introvert and visually weak.

Everyone is surrounding us like a WWE cage match, watching because for some reason violence attracts idiots.

The fight starts with him kicking me as hard as he can in the thigh. There is one small problem though: my whole legs are hard as fuck maybe due to my good genetics. I don’t feel anything and I don’t move. The guy stops fighting as soon as he started.

She didn’t knew better because she is dumb though.