This is like schizo posting from back in the day. And I’m here for it!
I’ve heard rumors about Sandy Loam…
What about her friend, Sandy Cheeks?
She’s irritating. Very course and rough.
She plays a mean trumpet solo?
Sandy Loam and Loamy Sand on the same diagram. What a country!
Don’t be fooled: Loamy Sand is just Sandy’s mild-mannered, glasses-wearing alter ego.
How did Albert Munsell figure out the color of the soil everywhere we go? Is he the mastermind who put it there?
99% of geologists stop digging right before they find out who Sandy Loam is
if you dig deep enough, you can finally sleep

Of all the strange engineering charts and graphs I saw, the weirdest ones were in geotechnical engineering.
Hey, it’s me, Clay. Sandy is my sister. Stop stalking her.





