One time I posted my ass on a forum. A woman was posting her tits and I said my ass had more cleavage than her. She called me out. I posted. She deleted her account after being made fun of by everyone in the subreddit.
It then got reposted on reddit best of. So at least 2 separate groups of people laughed at my ass/that woman.
Even got my own thirsty message which was different.
I appreciated the confidence boost this gave me. But now my ass is out there. Maybe you’ve seen it?
What’s a dumb thing you did online?
No ragrets tho


Okay, but you can’t post a story like that and not pay the ass tax. It’s literally tax evasion, a serious internet crime.
I dunno what’s the dumbest thing. I guess it was using the same username and/or email address on enough sites that I was eventually tracked down and doxxed by someone on a site called Fark of all places.
Yeah same, using the same username on all sites I registered on, for over 10 years…
Oh I should look into that. I’ve been using mine for years and honestly thought it’d happen sooner but I guess I’m not pretty enough to be cyber stalked.