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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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And Finally...@feddit.uk•Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat
1·10 months agoSecretary of Transportation - he clearly has an affinity for the job
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOPMto
And Finally...@feddit.uk•Man eating 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese a day develops ‘cholesterol hands’ while on carnivore dietEnglish
0·11 months agoButterfingers!
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And Finally...@feddit.uk•Vicar’s Santa sermon ‘ruins Christmas’ for sobbing school pupilsEnglish
0·1 year agoPupils at Lee-on-the-Solent Junior School began to sob as he told them that Father Christmas was not real
Which is a bit rich coming from someone who has devoted their life to a magic sky wizard, who has a lot less evidence supporting his existence compared to Santa and, yet, he’s caused a lot more misery and death.



















As far as I can tell, that copyright excuse is nonsense. What I hear from folks at the Passport Office is they get bored and mess around - celebrities get their photos attached weirdly, for example. This, and previous cases, seems like someone deciding your name is silly and coming up with an excuse. Usually what happens is it makes the news, management stick a rocket up someone’s arse and it gets sorted.