dream_weasel

Artificial for sure. That’s been the case since 2 years before kids were born.

I never had an artificial tree growing up. We always cut it ourselves, drilled it, fed it, decorated it and so on. I took my wife from the city to go cut one and it was a great experience. That said, the artificial one is so nice. It gets assembled and has lights included, so once you stack it, it turns on and is already lit. All you have to do is arrange ornaments.

Full disclosure, I HATE DECORATING A TREE. So for me, not having to put lights on is a huge win. Also it’s the right height every time, And stuff just works.

I think the most likely answer is that it’s a non-euclidean space.

This freaks me out.

I only use my parents’ first names when trying to get their attention from a distance.