Nah, too complicated, and the pseudonymous traces are left forever in the Blockchain for public analysis.

The law allows unlimited donations to the presidential library, can directly send a bank transfer to that.

A corporation donating $200 mil to the presidential library (probably it can be even tax deducted) isn’t as shady buying the same amount of a meme coin

Yes but bribing trump is surprisingly cheap compared to the economic benefit that will get

Like the $1 mil dinner that would allowed Nvidia to make billions selling the GPUs to China (if China didn’t forbid anyone to buy those cards)

Or the tacky gold Rolex bribe that lowered tariffs to Swiss from 40 to 15%

Or that gold ingot from Tim Apple.

And so on

“WE didn’t get hacked, we only gave all the data of our customers to a third party and THEY got hacked!”