That’s a Fibonacci syringe.

Looks like a jackdaw to me.

How do you feel about manatees?

Ooh…or a capybara?

Literally Hitler.

Also hes 59…so he’s born in 1966-ish. Hitler was recent history. That’d be like me calling my kid Suddam Hussein.

Oh really was there someone else by that name already? I hadn’t known.

You’d think at least a nurse or something would be like “uhh you might want to reconsider”.