They make telephoto lenses for phone case now

“Ekans” is just “Snake” spelled backwards.

“Muk” is just…oh, oh god

Yes but being able to do that is a design goal of the fediverse

When food is going to go off, or when an object has developed mildew/black mold, I can tell way before anyone else by smell.

Ok I’m getting will they-won’t they whiplash…wasn’t this game canceled and the studio dissolved?

How not to poop for 5 days was the first fediverse legend I got to personally witness, good times

I’ll fucking bake your narwhal in a microwave at midnight, son

I actually like the hexbears for the most part

It’s the snowflake libertarians who get all bent out of shape when they get called out by a plurality of leftists after chirping about their supposed freedom and they start crying on the timeline about how illegal that should be that gets me

This is like the 15th time they’ve tried to implement this. The fact that it came up, they were told his is a bad idea, it was shot down, and they STILL want to keep pushing and keep pushing it; what it really aught to tell you is that it’s time to re-evaluate your diagnosis of the EU and its tendencies.

Authoritarianism is on the rise everywhere, because opportunists see vectors to power available everywhere in technology, now that it has firmly propagated among everyday people. They can spread lies and misinformation, and a huge swath of people just fucking buy it. Consent can be manufactured at the drop of a hat.

They can’t allow dissenting opinions or pesky truth tellers to get in the way of their petrofortunes, of their pedo rings, their yachts, their security blankets.